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// Current life status: Procrastinating like a pro...
const status = {
location: 'Somewhere in the digital realm',
mood: 'Doing absolutely nothing',
mission: 'Building cool stuff & helping people',
hobbies: ['Basketball', 'Deep conversations', 'Trash Talk'],
goals: ['Help underprivileged kids', 'Stay humble'],
current_vibe: 'Aggressive but with purpose',
height: '5\'9"', // Important metric
personality: 'Hooper | Yapper | Stoner | Builder'
}
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✓ No errorsLn 12, Col 1
TERMINAL
$ npm run stfu
⚠️ WARNING: Procrastination detected...
❌ Stop fucking around and start coding
❌ You've been on Reels for 2 hours
❌ You are going broke
💪 Time to lock in and actually work
✓ Fine... opening Cursor now
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